BREAKING: Katie runs away from Tom

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Wow. According to MSN owned, Womans Day, Katie Holmes cracked and stormed out of a crisis meeting with the VP of Scientology, aka Tom Cruise. Katie has been putting her best face forward with the recent controversy involving her family and their zealot practice of Scientology -until now. Latest reports say she “stormed out of her house upset”. I don’t blame the poor girl as she is obviously brainwashed and that’s not healthy. Everyone I’ve ever known who suffered from a severe case of brainwashing has cracked. Remember what happened to Patty Hearst…?

‘Anon’ plans to raid church of Scientology in London!

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Dee:
For the three people who haven’t been following the unbelievable story:
5 Days ago, a group of top internet hackers called Anonymous released the chilling video below. In the video ‘Anon’ claims they will “dismantle” the church of Scientology. Just minutes after the video was released on YouTube, Anonymous hacked Scientology’s website and crashed it for almost 4 days.
The group is now planning to “raid” the cult’s London headquarters on Feb. 10. All members of Anonymous will be in attendance wearing the same V for Vendetta masks. They have invited all of Europe to show up wearing the same masks in order to facilitate the assault. This is nuts!

Nicole Kidman…or should I say Sister Kidman

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Nicole Kidman admits that she was shopping around for nunneries after her divorce from Tom Cruise.
The Oscar-winning actress, whose 10-year marriage to Tom ended in 2001, was reportedly left so heartbroken she researched into joining a Catholic order that accepted divorced women…I guess she never found one. This drastic (almost) decision was obvioulsy an attempt to run as far and as fast as she could from Scientology. We’re just glad she able to escape from that Cult in one piece.

Creepy: Message to Scientology

Lately it seems that Scientology is the new Britney Spears in the tabloids. The underground hacker cell referred to as “Anonymous” or “Anon” has declared war on Scientology via a disturbing youtube video,

“Anonymous has decided that your organization should be destroyed.”

Since declaring war, Anon has hacked Scientology’s website and crashed it.

Scientology: A Family Portrait

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Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on Derober.com
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)

From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.

We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…

Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!

Here is a full list of Celebrity Scientologists: Continue Reading: Scientology: A Family Portrait