Dee:
For the three people who haven’t been following the unbelievable story:
5 Days ago, a group of top internet hackers called Anonymous released the chilling video below. In the video ‘Anon’ claims they will “dismantle” the church of Scientology. Just minutes after the video was released on YouTube, Anonymous hacked Scientology’s website and crashed it for almost 4 days.
The group is now planning to “raid” the cult’s London headquarters on Feb. 10. All members of Anonymous will be in attendance wearing the same V for Vendetta masks. They have invited all of Europe to show up wearing the same masks in order to facilitate the assault. This is nuts!
Nicole Kidman admits that she was shopping around for nunneries after her divorce from Tom Cruise.
The Oscar-winning actress, whose 10-year marriage to Tom ended in 2001, was reportedly left so heartbroken she researched into joining a Catholic order that accepted divorced women…I guess she never found one. This drastic (almost) decision was obvioulsy an attempt to run as far and as fast as she could from Scientology. We’re just glad she able to escape from that Cult in one piece.
Lately it seems that Scientology is the new Britney Spears in the tabloids. The underground hacker cell referred to as “Anonymous” or “Anon” has declared war on Scientology via a disturbing youtube video,
“Anonymous has decided that your organization should be destroyed.”
Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on Derober.com
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)
From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.
We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…
Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!
Dee:
As many of you have heard, Tom Cruise has spun off the planet. In this video, he discusses Scientology candidly and without forming a complete thought or coherent sentence. This video is being removed by Scientology’s many lawyers and for good reason. Tom comes across as a bloviating megalomaniac. Only one website, Gawker, has held its ground and refuses to take the video down. For that, they have become our personal heroes. Tonight we join them in an effort to allow as many people as possible see what a flawed sense of reality Scientology has created in this fallen star. Enjoy. Dear ‘Church’ of Scientology International’s Lawyers,
Please address all inquiries to our lawyer, Paex Aeuspuzoe, or P.A. as we like to call him. Now, he does live on Neptune so mind your time zones. He can be a bit of a meshugeneh if you wake him up before ten. Fair warning, P.A.’s used to be a Scientologist himself, an OTVII theton to be prescise. He went to Tremenina base once to ‘build a bridge to total freedom’ but instead he just got both his snouts blown off in one of the land mine fields they have surrounding the base. So he defected from the fast pace of the Galactic Confederacy and just knits quilts in his free time. His only regret is that he never made it to level OT VIII to ‘experience the highest global sociopolitical echelons’ and maybe bang a virgin. Anyway, send him an email. Parcel post would just take an eternity. Remeber the famous line from Henry VI, “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
paex69onyou@gmail.com
Warm Regards,
The Derobers
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