That clever bitch saw it comin’

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Seal and Heidi Klum dined at Madeo’s last night. Heidi and I had planned to kill him on the subway in New York but she got anxious and pulled the trigger early. Our love baby will be named Paco after the taco stand in which he was conceived. I’m listening to the Batman soundtrack right now and enjoying Kiss From a Rose for the very first time. I’ll see you soon, my love.