For a good time call…a Disney Star?

~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

John:
Song, the star of Disney’s hit “Suite Life of Zack & Cody,” is featured in an escort ad in the back of this week’s LA Weekly. Disney has contacted the escort company demanding they remove the ad. Meanwhile, I had contacted the escort company demanding Song be delivered to my doorstep. When she didn’t arrive with my ‘sunrise surprise’ and Arby’s Market Fresh Sandwich, I got suspicious. I’m really pissed right now and I just want to be alone for a while, OK?