27 Northumberland Nashville, TN 37215
Click Here for Directions to the Jessica Simpson’s Nashville Home
Owner: Jessica Simpson Year Built: 1987 Purchase Price: $3,500,000 Rooms: 19 Square Feet: 10,925 Lot: 2.01 acres Bedrooms: 7 Bathrooms: 10 Amenities: Tennis Court, Swimming Pool, Home theater
It’s rumored that tig-ol-bitty herself is swapping her acting career for a country music career and moving to Tennessee.
Derober would like to report Jessica Simpson has good taste by purchasing this plush southern mansion, but when you spend $3.5 million dollars in Tennessee, you’re not getting a double-wide decorated by Flava-Flav. It’s science.
We’ll keep you updated on Simpson’s career move, but our Magic Eight Ball just told us “Outlook Not So Good.” Waahhh, waahhh.
Christina Aguilera along with new baby Max Liron, and hubby Jordan Bratman recently moved into the infamous Osbourne homestead. Tucked away in the Hollywood Hills, it’s the perfect home to raise a family in peace and quite . No one knows where this house is, nor has anyone ever seen the interior of the house. When I think of privacy, I think of the Osbourne’s house.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
Purchase Price: $11,500,100
Year Built: 1988
Square Feet: 11,571
Bedrooms: 6
Bathrooms: 10
Yearly Property Tax: $78,521.92 Hexes put on house: 48
Click Here to get directions to MJ’s Neverland Ranch
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It’s a sad day, Michael Jackson’s infamous Neverland Ranch is no more. The ex-pop-star is past-due on his $23 MILLION dollar mortgage and the bank is auctioning off the entire ranch AND everything inside to recoup losses. Not that it’s worth a good-god-damn -check out the photos below to see how abandoned the “molestival” is. We can only hope his pet monkey, Bubbles finds a nice new home to throw shit in.
UPDATE: Jacko gets to keep his creepy compound -Click Here to read full story.
2 night photos of Neverland ranch provided by Jonathan Haeber. Thanks Jon.
Playboy Mansion
Year Built: 1927
Current Value: $3,382,500
Square Feet: 14,217
Bedrooms: 7
Sins Committed: 14,345,756. (and counting)
Bathrooms: 8
Yearly Property Tax: $60,310For the 99.9% of the world who will never visit the Playboy mansion, Derober would like to at least give you the address and driving directions to the holy of holies….just in case you feel like sneaking into Hef’s next party, here’s directions to the Playboy Mansion.
Most photographs of the Playboy Mansion are courtesy of badass photographer, Adam Latham, who promised to bring the Derobers the next time he visits Hef Visit his site -or else! www.angeladam.com
Owner: Paris Hilton Price: $5,664,000 Location: 3340 Clerendon Road, Beverly Hills, CA 90210 Size: 7,493 square feet Bedrooms: 5 Bathrooms: 5.5 Empty Souls: 1 + guest
Poor Paris was forced to move into this retarded Beverly hills mansion because she had no privacy at her West Hollywood pad.
For some reason Derober feels obligated to reveal her new home address -oh and how to get there.
Visit his site -or else! 
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