Rihanna Has Power Over Us Meer Mortals

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Rihanna strutted her stuff down the catwalk for the Dsquared2 Spring/Summer 2008 collection presented in Milan, Italy days ago. Spectators said she was captivating and hypnotic. Except for that one guy who criticized her for looking clumsy and amateurish at best. Sources say that same man was found face-down, dead in a gutter somewhere in western LA sooo…Don’t Fuck with Rihanna, that’s all we’re saying.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
I don’t care what anybody says, I vote for Darth Vader everytime

John says:
That’s cause you have no life, Bob.

Hayden goes to a Galaxy far, FAR, away

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Dee:
Everyone’s favorite Hero, Hayden Panettiere, was a guest at the Big Apple Comic Book, Art, Toy and Sci-Fi Expo in New York City last Saturday. As Always, Hayden put on her devilish charm and her trademark smile for the losers–fans of Star Wars. I can only imagine how bad these people must smell in the costumes.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy there Dee. You’re just jealous of John, mine, and Leo’s fun childhood. Star Wars is not just exclusive to dorks, it was entertaining across generations all around the world. And especially for a couple of guys from Indiana, you should know that we had to make do and get fun out of anything we could; and Star Wars most certainly was a part of that. From what I remember, your parents kept you locked up in a dark hole somewhere in your basement and the only Birthday present they ever gave you was an extra slab of ribs (animal undisclosed) and a side of ranch. The force is not strong with you, Dee.

Yes, this is Natalie Portman

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John Says:
(By the way, more there’s more Natalie below this pic. Keep scrolling). Natalie Portman makes an appearance as a presenter at the Cinematheque awards. The name alone implies a snobbery I just can’t imagine. If you like what she’s wearing, hit up Natalie’s fan site for everything Portman. Recently, Natalie also spoke at USC on behalf of the Foundation for International Community Assistance, a group which gives loans to people in Impoverished countries. A crowd of 1,200 gathered to hear the humanitarian discuss FICA’s microfinance program. My spell check says microfinance isn’t even a word, much less a topic of discussion. But cheers to you, Nat. See more Natalie on Derober’s home page.

Leo Says:
I don’t raise my glass for purple. Yes, she looks good. Emperor Palpatine would be pleased. But let’s not go throwing wings n’ things around here, bro. Remember, she will always have one point deducted for making out with Hayden Christensen. This one point will haunt her but you can’t take it back. Wings but no halo.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Leo, you can’t even hold Hayden against Natalie anymore. She ‘took care’ of him. At the LA premiere of The Darjeeling Limited, Natalie Portman looked f-ing gorgeous in red. However, when ex-co-star Hayden “I can’t act” Christensen decided to crash the party, Portman took matters into her own hands. The Sith Goddess struck down Christensen and did every Star Wars fan a favor by ridding the world of the one actor capable of making Darth Vader look like a wussy. You are my muse Natalie Portman. And to any of you Natalie naysayers out there, I swear if you stare at this photo long enough you WILL fall in love with Portman. Go ahead, try it.