Heidi, Spencer, and the doomed wedding.

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Dee:
The “wedding” between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has been called off according to US Weekly. The two are claiming to still be a couple but the wedding plans are off.

Grim Reaper:
When the producers of ‘The Hills‘ asked me to be on the show, I was so excited. Huge fan. I asked ’em, “Now, do you want me to kill Spencer and Heidi, or should I just kill the marriage?” I only wanted to know because killing Spencer would be right up there with the time I whacked Napoleon, the little prick. But I was happy to just kill the marriage and get my SAG card.

Weekly Reaper

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Kanye West is on our shit-list for good. This no-talent pussy thinks he is the reincarnate himself. Here at Derober, there are certain qualitites that will land you a date with death.

So if anyone reading this, knows Kanye, please do him / us a favor and kick him in the junk.

Keira’s blind date at the Venice Film Fest

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An uber-thin Keira Knightley goes match.com slumming at the Venice Film Festival.
When derober asked how her night was going she said,

“Who are you? And why is it so cold in the middle of August. I’m fucking freezing.”

Sources say it was really warm out that night.