Another 2 bite the dust: Will & Jada Smith

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For all you Will Smith fans out there, you can stop holding out hope that your beloved fresh prince won’t be joining the “church” of scientology. Will Smith has officially stepped up to the deep end, and leaped. Homeboy and his wife Jada have taken the bait from Cruise and Holmes and are now balls deep in Zenu. An insider says,

“Will’s “been getting more and more involved (in Scientology), and it isn’t just him, it’s definitely Jada, too.”
The report claims that the Scientology Church has “also set its sights on African Americans, opening up a center in Harlem in 2003.”

Nice knowing you, Will. Never been a fan, Jada.

Tom Cruise’s Scientology birthday bash is clown shoes

This video was recently leaked to Gawker. It shows Tom Cruise in 2004 aboard the Scientology cruise ship, Freewinds. The celebration is over the top to say the very least. At the most it’s an endorsement the Tom Cruise is very much the second in command in Scientology. Note: Tom is not wearing his clown shoes in this video because he hadn’t found his his sea legs yet.

Casting Call: Tom Cruise’s wife

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By now you’ve all heard that Tom Cruise actually set up a fake audition for a fake movie to find a real wife. There were strict guidelines: “the girls had to be A-list, single, pretty and in their twenties”. This, I cannot argue with. He started with the cream of the crop and invited, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, and Scarlett Johansson to the “audition”. Garnar and Alba smelled a rat and declined the invite when they finally stopped laughing. Scarlett accepted, but later freaked out when she found out the audition was at the Brainwashing Scientology Center in Hollywood. After watching a ball-dropping episode of Dawson’s Creak, Cruise extended the wife invite to sweet little Katie Holmes, and you all know how the rest of the kidnapping fairytale goes from there.

So what have we learned here ladies and germs? Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise’s FOURTH pick. Someone should really tell her. Here are directions to their house.

Guess where these clowns had dinner last night?

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It was too easy.
In real news, Tom Cruise and his brainwashed wife Katie Holmes met up with Will Smith and his soon-to-be-brainwashed wife Jada.
The power couples ate a meal of earth food at Beverly Hills hotspot “Cut”. I wonder if Tom’s major selling points for the Smith’s to join Scientology is that they’ll be instantly ridiculed, outcast, and shit-on by their peers/fans??

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Tom, 45, and Katie, 29, are reportedly hosting a $200K party for J.Lo’s new twins next month. The pair are also good friends with Marc Anthony and wife J.Lo. John Travolta, Eva Longoria and the Beckhams are expected to be on the guest list!

Star Maps: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Beverly Hills House

1111 Calle Vista Drive, Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Click Here For Directions

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Tom Cruise and his half-human wife, Katie Holmes plan on moving back into their newly decorated Beverly Hills Mansion March 1st.
They have been holed up in a luxury apartment in Hollywood Scientology Celebrity Center -sounds lovely.

Purchase Price: $35 Million
Year Built: 1937
Bedrooms: 7
Bathrooms: 10
Square Feet: 13,000
Land: 1.3 Acres
Extras: underground UFO parking (handicap only)


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