BREAKING: Katie runs away from Tom

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Wow. According to MSN owned, Womans Day, Katie Holmes cracked and stormed out of a crisis meeting with the VP of Scientology, aka Tom Cruise. Katie has been putting her best face forward with the recent controversy involving her family and their zealot practice of Scientology -until now. Latest reports say she “stormed out of her house upset”. I don’t blame the poor girl as she is obviously brainwashed and that’s not healthy. Everyone I’ve ever known who suffered from a severe case of brainwashing has cracked. Remember what happened to Patty Hearst…?

Bart Simpson is Branded

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Dee:
Nancy Cartwright, otherwise known as the voice of Bart Simpson, has reportedly made the plunge into Scientology. According to Perezhilton.com Nancy donated 10 million dollars for Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth. In Scientology terms that means to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior. Her 10 million is the largest donation on record. It’s more than doubles Tom’s 5 million.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
By ‘Tom’s’, are you referring to Tom Cruise? You have to be specific Dee or I’m never gonna understand you. When people think of Scientology, Tom Cruise doesn’t just pop in their heads. That would be like thinking of a dog when you heard the word ‘bark’ or thinking of the sun when someone said ‘our star’. These word associations are just too difficult for the laymen to comprehend.

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Tom Cruise Racing: sponsored by Scientology

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Tom Cruise will be the first to receive a limited edition Ducati: the Desmosedici RR.
Only 1,500 of these bad ass Moto GP replica racing bikes will be made and Tom Cruise gets the first one -for no reason.
The bike costs $72,500…but I wonder if boy-wonder actually has to pay for it considering the press Ducati is getting…hmmm
Cruise will be able to eclipse speed of over 200 MPH on the crotch rocket and our fingers are crossed he doesn’t wreck it -it would be a shame to scratch such a fine machine.

Anonymous’ Message to Scientology Parody. The outtakes.

The biggest video on youtube is now the biggest parody on youtube. Derober.com has obtained the outtakes from the Anonymous’ Message to Scientology. This video is as funny as the first one was chilling. You will find this video nowhere else! We hope you enjoy it.

P.S. Anonymous,
We can’t stand Scientology either. Imitation is the best form of flattery!

Scientology: A Family Portrait

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Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on Derober.com
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)

From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.

We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…

Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!

Here is a full list of Celebrity Scientologists: Continue Reading: Scientology: A Family Portrait