Tom Cruise caught in fat suit.

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Dee:
Tom Cruise was photographed in a bald cap and a fat suit on the set of Ben Stiller’s new film, Tropical Thunder. Tom isn’t too happy about the photos. Shh, Do you hear that Tom?…That’s the sound of nobody giving a shit.

John:
This is a big deal why? News Flash: Tom Cruise, the actor, has just been caught acting! There is photographic evidence to this effect. Yes, a camera caught him acting. A camera. Story is developing…news at 11.

Tom Cruise has a secret

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
At the Hollywood premier of Tom Cruise’s latest film Lions For Lambs, Tom was spotted getting a little cozy with the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. Though there have been rumors over what Tom’s sexual preferences are for years, no on has actually been able to confirm it. I’m not saying I know either, but the old tongue through the ear trick throws up a few red flags in my book. Either way, I still will always be a loyal fan of Tom’s despite his latest escapades. Lets face it, can anyone else out there say “I’m Maverick”, and not be full of shit?? Don’t think so. Tom, in the great words of Top Gun…you can be my wingman anytime.

Colbert takes shots at Cruise

Short but funny…

Tom Cruise attracts too much attention at film fest.

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John says:
Tom Cruise stood by himself at the premier of ‘Lions and Lambs‘ at the Rome Film festival. We don’t know why Tom is the way he is. My guess is that he was a bed-wetter well into his teens. Leo has his own theories. The guy has made some great movies and you can’t take that away from him. But he is just about 1/4 bat-shit-crazy. And that’s just enough for the Derobers to make the sky fall down on you, Tommy.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
You know what, I don’t care what people say about Tom Cruise, I still like him. I mean sure scientology has made him a bit of a nut job, and he can fly off the handle at a whim. But I have something to say in his defense, who else has been in all the best movies, and been the biggest star on earth for the last 20+ years?? That’s right, nobody. And he’s not a bad actor either. Lets face it, the man was meant to be a star. Who wouldn’t go a little crazy after living most of their life as the most worshipped man in the world? I’m drawing my line in the sand…but who will cast the first stone??

Victoria Beckham is abducted by Tom Cruise

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Leo says:
Rumors have been floating around that Tom Cruise and his robot wife, Katie Holmes have been trying to sway the British invasion to the way of L Ron Hubbard and we think it’s starting to have an effect. Now we all know V Becks fashion sense is senseless (see Hitler post), but to start wearing space cadet get-ups in public is just too much. Her handlers claim the Jetsons outfit was for a photo shoot, but we don’t buy it.

John Says:
Yeah, Posh is a few french fries short of a happy meal, but I like her. She’s out there with a big middle finger in the air taking some chances. Some miss. Yesterday, she dressed like Big Bird at Studio 54. But this little number isn’t worthy of being beamed up to a space dumpster.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
She’s so hot though. I don’t care what she wears, if she gets a kick out of dressin up like a clown or an alien I’d still love to look at her.

John says:
Bob, you will never be with her. You’re short, creepy, ugly, and devoid of any personality whatsoever. Just let it go, and maybe you can avoid further pain in the future.