Guess who just took a dump on my day?

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
That’s right campers, everyone’s favorite Hepatitis storage bin Tommy Lee has announced that he and Pamela Anderson are officially living together. Tommy told Rolling Stone magazine,

Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.

You know there’s only one thing that keeps an ex-rocker coming back to his old ball and chain and that’s a chest full of hand cannons. The kind of jugs that make you rush to the store to buy your own baby bottle just so you imagine a taste of that chesticular goodness.

And FYI, I recommend sticking the nipples of baby bottles into the holes of bowling balls to help make your tit fantasy more authentic.

Hepatitis A, B, and C

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John Writes:
Pamela Anderson got married to Rick Salomon this weekend just one hot minute after separating from Kid Rock. The two married at the Mirage Hotel. Pamela wore a white minidress and Rick wore a black suit with a beanie cap because you can’t spell ‘marriage’ without ‘beanie cap’.

Leo Writes:
Love Pam. Don’t care what she does or who she does it with. Met her once in my dreams and she was a great dancer.