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Dee:
In Janice Dickinson’s yearly attempt at a kind comment, as she was defending Jennifer Love, she managed to insult Tyra Banks by calling her fat. If that psycho-bitch ever called me fat, so help me God…
According to MSN.com,

Dickinson told Al Roker that Love Hewitt “is a healthy, not emaciated woman.” Then she added, “You want to see someone who’s fat? I’m sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat.”

Leo:
The only way to determine if Tyra Banks is fat or not is to have an eating contest with Al Roker. My money’s on Banks because she isn’t scheduled to get her gastric bypass surgery ’till April.

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Dee:
Monday’s ‘Tyra’ was dedicated to the woman’s nether regions and sure enough every man in the world tuned in to figure out the woman’s rubik’s cube. This hour long vagina fest was dubbed, “Ground Zero” by Tyra Banks:

“I have wanted to do this show for two years. I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important. We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”

Leo:
For once my attention was taken off of Tyra’s other landing strip: her ginormous forehead.