Derober

Everybody, feast your eyes on Hayden Panettiere’s music career with a lil’ diddy entitled ‘Wake Up Call.’ This song could restore the polar ice caps.

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12 80’s movies that are perfect (doubleviking)
Don’t drink and invent (asylum)
Jessica Simpson has tits of glory, really (on205th)
Victoria Beckham rocks Allure magazine (Pink)
Beautiful Indiana girl proves not everything about my state sucks (bustedcoverage)
Drunk girls do jello shots off belly…yep (loserswithsocks)
Hilarious biker wheelie wipe-out video (donchavez)
Paris ready to give birth out of spite (celebwarship)
Biker eats it on road sign video. AWESOME (yepyepgibbs)

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh the memories Jess and I have shared on the banks of Lake Tahoe. Whether I’m flashing the locals, rocking out a deuce over the railing of my boat or just challenging sharks to a sporting contest of murder, Jessica Simpson never fails to wave politely. We’re like this. Ever since I cured her of the measles (on her vagina ;)) she has always made time for me. And you know what Jess, I will always make time for you.

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C’mon, I’m from Indiana. You had to see this one coming.

Fight club: Tom Brady Vs. Peyton Manning (doubleviking)
Fight Club: Competitive eaters vs. pamplona runners (asylum)
Amy Winehouse tries to DJ stoned..I think (pink)
USC track star + Beer Pong (bustedcoverage)
Ladies ass up, say no more (loserswithsocks)
Friends call boy’s mom after massive face plant, hysterical (donchavez)
Winehouse boobs ducktaped. Who’s the asshole who thought this was a good idea (celebwarship)
Pissed off Winnebago salesman (yepyepgibbs)
Jaimie Lynn Spears’ reproduction rap–(on205th)

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This is the fourth time in as many weeks…

Italian girls fight in bikinis (DoubleViking)
Underboobs illegal in Vegas? (Asylum)
JLo’s restaurant has closed it’s doors. Yes! (Pink)
Ever wonder what an Asian hooker menu looks like? (YepYepGibbs)
The hottest girls at the Olympic games (BustedCoverage)
Jersey Girls on the beach. And by Jersey Girls I mean hookers (MacG)
This girl exists. And I want one. I want her bad, dude (LosersSocks)
Pole dancing should be an Olympic sport (DonChavez)
Jessica Simpson has boobs (Warship)

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John:
New photos of Lindsay’s possible half-sister have surfaced. The NY Daily News reports,

Photos of the 13-year-old cutie who could be Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister have finally been released. And the resemblance is striking. From her freckles to her smile, Ashley Kaufmann certainly looks like she could be a member of the Lohan family. Michael Lohan has revealed he took a DNA test to find out whether he is the father of the Montana teen.

Derober would like to take a break from reporting on pressing global issues to address this matter. If you want to find out once and for all if this girl is Michael’s bastard, just take a bottle of Bacardi 151 and wave it under Ashley’s nose. If Ashley tries to eat the bottle then she’s a Lohan. There, I just saved Michael like $75.

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