This is the fourth time in as many weeks…

Italian girls fight in bikinis (DoubleViking)
Underboobs illegal in Vegas? (Asylum)
JLo’s restaurant has closed it’s doors. Yes! (Pink)
Ever wonder what an Asian hooker menu looks like? (YepYepGibbs)
The hottest girls at the Olympic games (BustedCoverage)
Jersey Girls on the beach. And by Jersey Girls I mean hookers (MacG)
This girl exists. And I want one. I want her bad, dude (LosersSocks)
Pole dancing should be an Olympic sport (DonChavez)
Jessica Simpson has boobs (Warship)

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John:
New photos of Lindsay’s possible half-sister have surfaced. The NY Daily News reports,

Photos of the 13-year-old cutie who could be Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister have finally been released. And the resemblance is striking. From her freckles to her smile, Ashley Kaufmann certainly looks like she could be a member of the Lohan family. Michael Lohan has revealed he took a DNA test to find out whether he is the father of the Montana teen.

Derober would like to take a break from reporting on pressing global issues to address this matter. If you want to find out once and for all if this girl is Michael’s bastard, just take a bottle of Bacardi 151 and wave it under Ashley’s nose. If Ashley tries to eat the bottle then she’s a Lohan. There, I just saved Michael like $75.

Did you ever look at a mascot and wonder what they might look like in real life? Derober has the answers. For the answers just roll your mouse over the photo and enjoy.

Editor’s Note: This is not where the celebrities attended college as most of them featured do not and have the education of a 2nd grader in a third world country…

Butch T. Cougar, Washington State

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Sparty the Spartan, Michigan State

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Hairy Dawg, University of Georgia

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Lil’ Red, University of Nebraska (New mascot)

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Continue Reading: Look-alikes, college mascots and celebrities

Derober would like to take a break from celebrity dress diving to present a great Ford commercial.

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