That’s Phoebe Price and this is a cannon

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John:
Phoebe Price is some sort of retarded socialite or ginger model or some shit. Anyway, the internet says she’s famous and everything on the internet is true. Which makes it difficult for me to report that yesterday Phoebe Price was shot in the abdomen by a La Salle naval cannon in Malibu. Our hearts and prayers go out to the Price family who is busy fighting over who gets Phoebe’s beloved dog, Mr. Doggy.

Dolls make me laugh. Don’t know why but they do.

Robert Downey and Ben Stiller double team Jack Black

Why every guy should buy his girlfriend a Wii Fit.

Mario if he was a 50 year old pot smoker. Wait..is he??

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
From the genius who brought you every other brilliant real-life cartoon, comes a vision of Mario the aged hipster. But when you think about it Mario was already a man when he was unleashed upon the world in the original Donkey Kong, so fifty seems about right. I hear though that despite his age he still shags like a rock star. But when you’re hung like a horse shagging comes easily.

So I’m told.