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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
If you haven’t met ‘Tyrone the tit loving T-Rex,’ than let this be a coming out party. He’s profiled all the greatest celebrity racks. He viewed Jean Harlow’s mammories during the depression. He coped with Marilyn’s juggs during the second great world war. And did I mention ladies, he’s a Vietnam Vet himself? Yes, Tyrone gets the skinny on any famous set of hose-hounds and we’re lucky to have him as our man dinosaur in the field on everything breasts. In this shot he is getting the scoop on Ashlee Simpson’s boobs.

Bob ‘The Bitch’–”Tyrone, anything fun or unusual to report on Ashlee’s fun-bags?”
Tyrone–”SHE GOT RACK”
Bob ‘The Bitch’: ” Well, you heard it hear folks, Ashlee Simpson sadly has something worth paying attention to. Back to you in the studio John and Leo.

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John:
Phoebe Price is some sort of retarded socialite or ginger model or some shit. Anyway, the internet says she’s famous and everything on the internet is true. Which makes it difficult for me to report that yesterday Phoebe Price was shot in the abdomen by a La Salle naval cannon in Malibu. Our hearts and prayers go out to the Price family who is busy fighting over who gets Phoebe’s beloved dog, Mr. Doggy.

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