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John:
Let’s face it, Vanessa Hudgens is a gravy train with biscuit wheels. Any girl who poses nude in her teens to try to grab the attention of some old dude should be awarded the Silver Staff of Aethelwine. And by ‘Silver Staff of Aethelwine’ I mean ‘my penis.’ God I love this chick. You could invite her to a no-pants party and she’d be the first arrival… 2 days early.

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John:
Disney stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are showing the mouse how they do it. The two have been on vacation since last year I think and they only packed swimsuits. Here’s the thing. I think PDA is ok depending on the situation. The situation being if you’re hot or not. Every time I go to six flags I get stuck behind some teen skinhead and his fat girlfriend trying to make a baby before they get on the Batman ride. Not hot. Vanessa Hudgens rockin’ tits gettin motorboated in the Caribbean, that’s hot. So check your waistline before you bring your romance to the public, kids. Thanks a lot.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
You know I’d be all for people going on vacation to have a swell time except for the fact that…oh yeah, I never go on vacations. F@#k vacations! I see pics of Vanessa Hudgens and her tampon Zac Efron and I just want to end them. I’m sure Turks and Caicos, where the two vacationed, are lovely this time of year. But you know what’s even lovelier? Zac’s head on ice and Vanessa’s head mounted on the wall over my fireplace. Needless to say I don’t thrive on positive energy. I’m more of a chamber is half empty kind of a guy.

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Dee:
Vanessa Hudgens was being thoughtful when she reminded Seventeen magazine about her nudie pics that we almost forgot about. Fact: Hudgens loved the press and her smokin’ buck-naked pics being tossed around the internet like a hot potato. There is no other reason to re-hash such a “traumatic” event other than to re-hype it with an interview. According to MSN, she told Seventeen mag,

“It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened,” she sniffles to the magazine. “I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions.”

So let the Google Image search begin (again), remember Vanessa is spelled with 2 S’s: “Vanessa Hudgens Nude”.

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Dee:
According to Star magazine, Venessa Hudgens want’s gal-pal Zac Efron to stop being such a sissy,

“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”

Last month, at a birthday party for Vanessa’s little sister, Zac got his tampon all in a bunch when an unexpected zit made its way to his adorable little face,

“He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”

Zac, quit being such a female that we know you are.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oddly, I look at the after picture here and can’t help but feel that it looks more natural than the original photo.

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