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Dee:
That’s right, Posh Spice and The Children’s Television Workshop have teamed up to hide inside a bag and then sell that bag to you. Marc Jacobs picked Victoria to head their new spring ‘08 campaign. Posh actually posed inside the bags and was ‘a very good sport.’ It’s being called ‘brilliant’ by some dumb people who have money. Others call it -
John:
The most retarded thing I’ve ever seen. I have an idea. Why don’t we stick the American Gladiators in a bag and sell them? Better yet, let’s jam the political candidates inside a shopping cart so we’ll vote for them. We could cram my friend Doug’s whore-sister in a small paper bag so more people will pay her for sex. I could go for days people.

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Dee:
The Beckhams are seen here leaving a New Year’s Eve celebration at Claridge’s in London’s Mayfair section. Posh’s getup reminds me of a certain Wayland Flowers’ puppet, Madame. I give it 2 thumbs up! However, the spray tanner who glazed her Hasbro body forgot a coat of orange dye on her face.

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Dee:

FoxNews.com reports Mel B, aka Scary Spice, as being VERY touchy-feely with her fellow spice ladies. But it is Foxnews, so the story is probably a fake.

“She has tried it on us though,” Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham told Pop Tarts while pointing at Scary with arms entwined around Emma “Baby Spice” Bunton. “I’ve had to say ‘no’ so many times.”

“I mean, could you imagine waking up to this (points to Scary’s body) every day of your life?” Geri laughed. “I just can’t stop staring at your boobs…”

Wow. Scary. I can empathize with you Mel -John, Leo, and Bob are always trying to get me to make out with Victoria Beckham.

Leo
Now, now Dee. We have not limited our perverse persuasions to just has-been British pop stars… it can be any ol’ chick.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Have you ever noticed that wherever Victoria Beckham goes, her nipples are always close by. Seriously, could she possibly try any harder to put her nipples on display than she is doing right now. It seems every picture I see her in these days she’s ‘erect’. And don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy it, but could she possibly mix it up every once in a while with a bra or maybe some tape. I don’t know, just a thought.

John:
Just a little childish there, dumb Bob.

Dee:
Bob, I know the boys pick on you for being immature. I rarely side with them because they are just high functioning retards, but Posh’s nipples are really her own business.

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