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Leo says:
Rumors have been floating around that Tom Cruise and his robot wife, Katie Holmes have been trying to sway the British invasion to the way of L Ron Hubbard and we think it’s starting to have an effect. Now we all know V Becks fashion sense is senseless (see Hitler post), but to start wearing space cadet get-ups in public is just too much. Her handlers claim the Jetsons outfit was for a photo shoot, but we don’t buy it.

John Says:
Yeah, Posh is a few french fries short of a happy meal, but I like her. She’s out there with a big middle finger in the air taking some chances. Some miss. Yesterday, she dressed like Big Bird at Studio 54. But this little number isn’t worthy of being beamed up to a space dumpster.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
She’s so hot though. I don’t care what she wears, if she gets a kick out of dressin up like a clown or an alien I’d still love to look at her.

John says:
Bob, you will never be with her. You’re short, creepy, ugly, and devoid of any personality whatsoever. Just let it go, and maybe you can avoid further pain in the future.

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Leo Doe Says:

Victoria Beckham can’t be missed in this photo at the Luxembourg Garden in Paris on Monday. I’m not a fashion critic, but fear not, I am a bird critic. And I have no idea what this bird is wearing. She looks rediculous. I do give Victoria B for balls -especially for wearing this in public.

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John says:
Oh boy. There are no words for this. Who told the poor girl this would be OK? I can only play the obvious card here. Animal. There. Victoria, you look like animal from the muppets. People grabbed their beers and left the bars to laugh at you. I’m so very sorry.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Actually I think she kind of looks good as Animal from the muppets.

John says:
Well, The Muuppets is still your favorite show right, Bob? You TiVo it every day and then watch Muppet Marothons late into the night. I always wonder what you’re doing in your room late nights during those Marathons?

Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
I PRACTICE YOGA. It’s very therapeutic.

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Obviously, Posh did not learn from Prince Harry’s brainfart a few years back… In Victoria Beckham’s latest attempt to elude paparazzi at LAX, she disguised herself as a mass-murdering-fuck-head: the fuhrer himself. Dohh!

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Bob ‘The Bitch’ says:
Wife Swappin bitches! You know, when Scientologists aren’t worshiping aliens or jumping on couches they like to spice up their love life just like any other human being. Take Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (SNOOZE FEST), and now insert Victoria Beckham in the place of Katie and you got one sexy tea-party. I mean look at this…it almost looks like it’s meant to be.

Leo says:
Gee, that’s a terrific idea Bob. Just one thing. You’re a retard! Tom Cruise is crazy, and if you combine the antics of Victoria Beckham you’ve got one awful and corrosive combination. That wouldn’t be a fun combination. All that would happen is they would fight and bicker keeping all of LA up late at night. You need Katie Holmes, boring as she may be, to help be a steady equalizer in Tom’s life.

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Victoria Beckham seems to be everywhere these day. And after conquering all of France Victoria set her sights on a bigger target–David Beckham. And if anyone’s noticed, David’s talent has become rather unnoticeable lately. But when a girl like Victoria has you wrapped around her finger like she has David wrapped around, who can blame him. WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS!. C’mon David, you knew that.

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