The Victoria Secret Fashion show: once again better than a slow jack and a belly rub

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Darby Gunpowder:
The most beautimous dames in the world were out last Saturday at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel for the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show -or as I like to call it, 2 spoons please num num num num. The show airs on CBS Dec. 3, 2008. and includes the likes of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosia.
This event inspired me to watchThe Secret this past weekend and after watching it, I made my own vision board for luxury items I want someday. The smart people on the video said that if the picture is on the vision board, I WILL get it. I put one thing on it: a photo montage of the Victoria Secret fashion show. No Lamborghini, no Spencer Pratt tombstones, no 80 inch flat screen TV, no Tony Little Gazelle, no Sham-Wow!, no Asian hookers -just the Victoria Secret Fashion show. If I don’t go this next year, when all the legends are still around (aka not fat/saggy) it will be like watching the present day Chicago Bulls..

All the Derobers wanted for Christmas

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok, so maybe this is not what Dee wanted this year, but who cares for her opinion anyways. And although the odds are NOT in my favor that someday one (or all) of the Victoria Secret models will show up at my front door and ask that I ‘take them’–I still like to dream that it’s possible. But this picture will have to suffice in the meantime.

If these walls could talk…

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Dee:
This one’s for the guys. Victoria’s Secret supermodel, Marisa Miller poses for a photo shoot. Women just don’t deserve to look that good.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
This woman’s ass could heat toast. Walls protrude when she walks by. Studies have shown that Marissa Miller has never, and will never have to work another day in her life. If I saw her, I would be a deer caught in the headlights. Puddy in her hands, a canvas for her art. Ok, that’s enough visuals for one post.

The new imports

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Dee:
Well, I don’t have much to say about this one but I’m sure the boys will. A whole slew of Victoria Secret models, including Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima landed in L.A. today. I can’t help but feel that the style in which these photographs were taken were in some way inspired by the landing of The Beatles in New York all those years ago.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Honestly, I don’t know where they came from (all initial signs point towards Heaven) but I can’t help but feel that this moment in time will be immortalized in my own ‘cave-man-ic’ mind for years to come. I mean, not to knock on The Beatles (ya know, greatest band ever) but I think these women conjure up some of the same emotions in me that The Beatles did to women when they played for Ed Sullivan. And I’m not ashamed to admit that.