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Darby Gunpowder:
If you’re not happy already because it’s Friday and your STD test came back negative across the board, this video is sure to put a smile on your face.

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READ BEFORE LISTENING!!
True back-story on the phone message below:
A girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. She gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Below is the recorded messages he left along with some visuals some “clever” dude added. Listen to the whole thing, it will blow your mind that this guy actually breathes the same air as you do.

Darby’s favorite quotes:

“Women approach me 6-7 times a day.”
“You’re friends were very jealous.”
“You call me as soon as you have the courage to.”
“Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch.”
“You should actually look that up, passive aggressive.”
“If you’re on any medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested.”

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Genious…

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I can’t believe theonion.com is going to buy Derober.com for untold millions. Check back next week after deal goes through…we’re throwing a sick party and you’re all invited. In the meantime, check this shit out!

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“I’m gonna blow this mothufucka up if I don’t get my muthafuckin change!”

(headphones recommended if at work)

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