Derober

you may or may not watch this video 10 times back-to-back

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Don’t worry, it’s only a 15 second video.

Darby Gunpowder:
OK fine, here’s the real story,

FROM SHELBY COUNTY TODAY:
At approximately 3 PM, Tuesday, July 2, a 2008 Dodge Ram 2500, pulling a new travel trailer, hit the corner of the Texas State Bank Drive-In
on Tenaha Street, causing the complete awning to come to the ground.
Luckily, the driver of the Dodge, Mickey Miller, of Garrison and his 10 year old son were able to exit their vehicle uninjured.
According to Miller he was circling the bank to park on the other side when the corner of his travel trailer caught the corner of the bank awning.
Next thing he heard was a rumble as the awning started falling against his driver’s side door. Somehow he was able to unbuckle the
seat beat and exit the other side of his truck as it was falling.
Mark Ivy of Texas State Bank stated that the main lobby would be open for business while the drive-in is being repaired.

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Darby Gunpowder:
If you’re not happy already because it’s Friday and your STD test came back negative across the board, this video is sure to put a smile on your face.

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READ BEFORE LISTENING!!
True back-story on the phone message below:
A girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. She gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Below is the recorded messages he left along with some visuals some “clever” dude added. Listen to the whole thing, it will blow your mind that this guy actually breathes the same air as you do.

Darby’s favorite quotes:

“Women approach me 6-7 times a day.”
“You’re friends were very jealous.”
“You call me as soon as you have the courage to.”
“Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch.”
“You should actually look that up, passive aggressive.”
“If you’re on any medication for anxiety or depression, I’m not interested.”

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Genious…

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