Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

I can’t believe is going to buy for untold millions. Check back next week after deal goes through…we’re throwing a sick party and you’re all invited. In the meantime, check this shit out!

Everyone’s a little bit racist…

“I’m gonna blow this mothufucka up if I don’t get my muthafuckin change!”

(headphones recommended if at work)

Not a celebrity, but still famous…

…for being a complete retard.

If Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag had a kid…

(this is not in slow motion)

The Ultimate Celebrity

Darby Gunpowder:

Q. What do you get when you mix Catherine Zeta-Jones, Keira Knightly, Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron together in a giant, over-sized blender? (other than a 5-some from heaven)

A. Quadruple homicide.
Watch the video for ensuing bloodbath!!!