Why does Will Ferrell dress like this??

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Bob ‘The Bitch’
The other night at the premier of his new film Semi-Pro, Will Ferrell showed up looking the part…for say Raiden from Mortal Combat. I’m telling you, put that crazy hat on and it’s a spot on match. But I doubt Ferrell gives a damn. And that IS what makes him Will Ferrell. Rock on Will.

Ferrel and Klum get frisky for Sports Illistrated

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Will Ferrel does some sexy cross promoting for his new film, Semi-Pro, by posing with Heidi Klum for the S.I. Swimsuit Issue. Fortunately, the pics were leaked so we don’t have to wait to see Will’s shredded bod. According to the mag, Will likes to stay in shape, “So I can show my body to the world.” God, we love that guy.

Will Ferrell named worst autograph signer!??

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This is a sad story. Will Ferrell , my mental teddy-bear, was just named the worst celebrity autograph signer. Steve Cyrkin, the editor and publisher of Autograph magazine, told Reuters:

“What’s so frustrating about Will Ferrell being the worst autograph signer this past year is that he used to be so nice to fans and collectors, and a great signer. What makes him so bad is that he’ll taunt people asking for his autograph.”

Wow, I never thought the day would come when Will Ferrell was called out for being a massive douche bag.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oh boo-fing who, so the man doesn’t like to sign autographs. Maybe he likes to spend his days doing more productive things like being the world’s funniest man…or ya know, get high