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It was too easy.
In real news, Tom Cruise and his brainwashed wife Katie Holmes met up with Will Smith and his soon-to-be-brainwashed wife Jada.
The power couples ate a meal of earth food at Beverly Hills hotspot “Cut”. I wonder if Tom’s major selling points for the Smith’s to join Scientology is that they’ll be instantly ridiculed, outcast, and shit-on by their peers/fans??

According to JustJared.com

Tom, 45, and Katie, 29, are reportedly hosting a $200K party for J.Lo’s new twins next month. The pair are also good friends with Marc Anthony and wife J.Lo. John Travolta, Eva Longoria and the Beckhams are expected to be on the guest list!

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Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on Derober.com
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)

From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.

We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…

Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!

Here is a full list of Celebrity Scientologists: Continue Reading: Scientology: A Family Portrait

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Dee:
Will F%#*ing Smith? I really liked him. Page Six is reporting that Will Smith’s flirtation with the cult of Scientology has turned into a full-on make out session. The actor had this to say of the cult in an interview with Men’s Vogue:

“…but in all of the experiences I’ve had with Tom [Cruise] and Scientology, like, 98 percent of the principles are identical to the principles of the Bible. The Bible says, Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

John:
Let’s explore that outstanding two percent of this totalitarian cult shall we? Continue Reading: Will Smith has joined the ‘Church’ of Scientology

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Photo courtesty of Worth1000.

Dee:
Merry Christmas from Dee, Leo, John, and Bob “the Bitch”

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Dee:
Page six has reported that Fresh Prince star Will Smith told the Daily Record that he sees the good in everyone…including Adolph Hitler. In his interview, Will said,

“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today’. I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good’. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.”

Huh Will, did you forget that little statistic about the extermination of 6 million Jews. I’m pretty sure Hitler didn’t wake up and say ‘Let me do the most good thing I can do today,’ either.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hitler did not grow up watching the right television. He needed a little Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood or The Reading Rainbow in his daily diet. And Will, you just needed to attend school.