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Leo:
Warning: if you are a celebrity and have a microscopic bulge in the belly region, you’re probably pregnant with sextuplets. Rumors are floating around that Kate Hudson is pregnant because she now has 4% body fat instead of 3%. Kate’s brother Oliver took a time-out from being pissed at his parents for naming him Oliver to say this about the possible pregnancy,

“I will squash that right now,” he told “Extra.” “She is absolutely 100% not pregnant.”

Thanks Oly.

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Dee:
A story just broke from the Evening Standard in London that Boys Don’t Cry star Hilary Swank apparently takes 45 daily supplements as well as a series of vitamin injections to help keep her body in shape. In addition to the back-pack of daily pills the star also has a strict workout regiment that she follows every day. In a recent interview with US style bible W, the 33 year old star talked about the pills she takes on a daily basis.

“This is my Aloe C, which I dissolve in water…here’s my flax. This one’s for my immune system, and this one is my BrainWave - it’s great, like if I have a lot of lines to memorise…I just took my most important ones, which are my Oz Garcia Longevity Pak. I shoved them in my mouth right before I met you, which I actually shouldn’t do, because I choked on my vitamins once before.”

Hilary, are you kidding me. You’re beautiful, you don’t need the pills for that to show up.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I don’t know Dee, I mean if you look at it from an athlete’s point of view, like say..baseball, maybe she needs that steroid-like edge to land such great roles as Freedom Writers and The Reaping. In fact Hilary, maybe it’s just me but is that cellulite on your hips??

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Dee:
Everyone’s favorite bootylicious love puppet Beyonce Knowles strutted down the red carpet at the American Music Awards last weekend in a beautiful golden dress. It’s no wonder men everywhere keep going back to the proverbial well that is Beyonce’s voluptuous behind. Good for you girl, work that thing for all it’s worth.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Beyonce’s butt terrifies me. If I saw that semi-truck backing in to me on the street I’d seek shelter immediately. Because the damage that thing could inflict upon a meer mortal is devastating. It would be like a stack of 2-4s smacking you square in your face. An elephant popping a squat right on your head. Or a wrecking ball blind-siding you. Like I said, terrifying.

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Dee:
This photo is an oldy, but goldy -we are sick of reporting Britney’s latest escapades, so we dug up an older photo of Brit right before the downward spiral. At least back then she was concerned about covering up her genitals. This photo was taken on her walk of shame with then boyfriend, Kevin F -maybe those are his crusty grundles???

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Dee
Over the weekend, Hero’s star Hayden Panettiere took time out of her busy schedule to deliver pizza to the front door step of the paparazzi. Whether it was a publicity stunt, a way of keeping up relations with the razzi’s, or just a genuine act of kindness, Hayden seems to be rubbing everybody the right way these days.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
Well Dee, allow me to weigh in. She hates the paparazzi, and not just a little but alot. She can’t stand that she has to rely on their assistance to raise her status from teen queen to A-list celebrity. If she did what she really wanted to do, she would deliver a healthy serving of death and destruction. Oh Hay-Hay, how I see right through the lies. Don’t deny it, you’re a puppeteer right now…it’s time to cut those strings.

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