Derober

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Bob 'The Bitch': Alright, I know Hilary doesn't like me spying on her. But it's only been 3 weeks and she's already swapping tongues with some jock hockey player. John what's the douchebag's name again??

Let it go, Bob

NAME!!!

Mike Comrie, psycho.

Mike. I've lost my Hilary to a guy named 'Mike'. F#%^ing typical!. The mutant also happens to be seven years her senior, so sweet. And based on the photos being taken this morning it looks like the ass-clomping clown slept over at Hilary's last night. Hil-dog, I know you miss me. We've all made mistakes and I forgive you. Come back to me and it will be like it never happened. I miss our paper origami ice-cream sessions. Please...I've had the same clothing on for three weeks. I need you back. Disclaimer: The content of this rant is one of fabrication. It is not to be taken as a legitimate news source.