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John: Lindsay Lohan and her 'girlfriend' Samantha Ronson continue their European love-in. By the looks of Lindsay's new gut, she's almost achieved Euro-trash status. She has reportedly stopped brushing her teeth and shaving her armpits in order to complete the Euro-transformation. I saw Lindsay this week on Ugly Betty. She had one line with Betty on a playground. It was the most the director could get out of her before she chugged a bottle of Smirnoff and soiled herself. Lindsay was unavailable after the lunch break.