Paris Hilton is a mannequin

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Darby Gunpowder: It's a little known fact that Paris Hilton coined the original Blue Steel pose -Zoolander stole it. We're told from a close source that she sleeps like this too. Disclaimer: The photo slideshow above will cause you to puke all over your computer if you stare at it for more than 6 seconds. For something a little easier on the eyes, click here to see Keeley Hazell topless in all her glory.
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