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Bob 'The Bitch': On the set of her new movie My Career is Over: First Blood Labor Pains yesterday, Lohan demonstrated why women should never swing bats--it just looks funny. Apparently, the integrity of this film is stout seeing as they actually let Lindsay wear her own leggings for the role. I can only imagine the costume department is actually one washed up old bag they keep locked in a porta potty. The crew brings her out and points to people to which they either get a thumbs up or down approval from Gretta. They'd get rid of her but she's part of a union and people generally like the scent of moldy cookies that she emits. As for Lo-Dog we can only hope that we see a real upshirt from her in the movie because why the F#ck else would anyone ever watch her pretend to play a sport. As if Herbie Fully Loaded wasn't bad enough. Watching Lohan play baseball would be like watching a hemorrhoid grow.