Derober

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Bob 'The Bitch': I'll be blunt, this rack comes from an unholy place. Unzipping Christina Aguilera's jacket is like an amusement park for grown men. It may have just taken the lead as my favorite tit-olympic sport beating out such favorites as tit-slaloming, the tit-half pipe and of course..tit-skydiving. Apparently X-tina recently went on Larry King to discuss her involvement in Rock The Vote but all I heard was, "Bob, please take your face and rock out a drum solo on my enormous tits." To which I promptly replied to by throwing on a cape and rushing out the door. It's a hard knocker life but somebody has to do it.