Lohan knows how to throw a party

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~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob 'The Bitch': When Lindsay Lohan says she's throwing a birthday party even Jesus takes notice. I don't know what Lohan's list of demands were for her birthday but I can only imagine they went something like this: Item 1: 2, 000 dildos Item 2: Rocket Launcher and real functioning Iron Man suit Item 3: Enough cocaine to suffocate a blue whale Item 4: Confetti Item 5: Truck load of KY Jelly Item 6: A goat (if no goat available then a tiger and several hundred hamsters) But that's all just speculation at this point. Anyways...yaaah Lindsay, Happy Birthday. One more year gone by that people didn't know about your love of animals...literally.
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