A day at the beach with Zac and Vanessa

July 16th, 2008

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Bob 'The Bitch': You know I'd be all for people going on vacation to have a swell time except for the fact that...oh yeah, I never go on vacations. F@#k vacations! I see pics of Vanessa Hudgens and her tampon Zac Efron and I just want to end them. I'm sure Turks and Caicos, where the two vacationed, are lovely this time of year. But you know what's even lovelier? Zac's head on ice and Vanessa's head mounted on the wall over my fireplace. Needless to say I don't thrive on positive energy. I'm more of a chamber is half empty kind of a guy.
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