Derober

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Bob 'The Bitch': I guess you could say I countered Kim's staged and photoshopped photos with my own brand of photoshopped photos. The results are...unstable. A few titles I've considered for this post: The Abominable Kardashian Kim: A deconstruction of the unnecessarily famous female form Lady lumps from hell The love child of God and a goat Hey Kim, Rwanda called, they want their Happy Meal back Just Jam your fingers into your eye sockets now When dinosaurs ruled the earth Kim ate them At least your tits are redeemable Flapjacks with a side of hose-hounds I think I saw one of Kim's ass cheeks try to eat the other one Beached whale makes headlines after porn tape with sea otter surfaces Kim is to toned what Clay Aiken is to straight What did you do with the other beach goers Kim, what did you do??