Derober

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Bob 'The Bitch': Yes, that's the ticket. I'm trying to think how I'd react if I was on the set of Transformers 2 and saw Megan Fox fixing her boobs and I've narrowed it down to three possibilities. One, I focus the sun's light through a magnifying glass into my eyes blinding myself because once you've seen perfection nothing else will make you happy. Two, I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour. Or three, I create a time machine and spend my entire life traveling back to that single moment in time. I mean if you're gonna go, go with a smile. Long story short, Meg darling, have you ever considered Playboy? You've got the goods, and with my help you could be the best.