Derober

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John: Yes, Samantha Ronson will be an Orthodox Jew and Lindsay Lohan will have a look of, let's say, permanent surprise. This is all science people so don't bother arguing the facts. I'll bet you my porn stash if you waved a cock in front of Lohan right now she'd attack it like a starving pirate....whatever that means. I know Lindsay reads Derober sometimes so we're really sorry for all this shit we're lumping on your plate lately, Lilo. I'm citing specifically, you're horrible bathing habits, side boob-athon, and our favorite piece we titled, 'I now prounounce you retarded.' Roll with the punches, Lohan, our fists are not getting tired at all. Que the side boob gallery. Lesbian related note: Vote NO on Prop 8!