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Photo Credit: Buzznet John: Tila Tequila and fake girlfriend Courtenay Semen Semel went to the pool and called ahead to make sure the paparazzi caught every one of the Faking McFakersons faking a lesbian romance. If Tila ever actually had to choose between a dude or a chick, she'd reach for the Cheetos...and then choose the dude. She's become such a media whore she can't even remember her real name - true story, I asked her and she just threw up on my shoe. Ever wonder how Tila Tequila (real name Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) actually got famous? Click here to find out.