Derober

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John: Rosario Dawson went tits-first onto the red carped last night. I'm surprised she didn't topple over. On a related note, how do these premieres work with bad movies? I mean, all these celebs file into Eagle Eye which is a stillborn fetus of a movie, right? So what happens afterwords? Do they talk about it? Do they walk up to Shia Labeouf and kick him in the crotch? I know I'm asking a lot of questions here but I want answers. I'm not finished with this... not by a long shot.