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John: Elizabeth Hurley is hot. I'll defend her hotness until she shrivels and/or is no longer hot. But I have a beef with her today. Liz is shown arriving for the Pink Ribbon Charity Ball to support Breast Cancer. So where are her breasts?  Before you go thinking I'm an asshole, I am. And I want to see those turbo-charged, bonkers, MILF titties hanging onto a skimpy dress for dear life like they did in that one awesome movie, Bedazzled. And if anybody tells me Bedazzled isn't an epic boob masterpiece, I will bear-chest man fight you to the death. Fact.