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John: Taking her act across the pond, Miley Cyrus turned up in London over the weekend for a performance on BBC The Switch Live on Sunday. The soon-to-be 16-year-old starlet took the stage at the Hammersmith Apollo, performing with a lineup that included Fall Out Boy and Ne-Yo. I copied and pasted the first two sentences from the Daily Mail so my report would sound 'newsy' and informed. Now here is what is really going on in Miley's life: Miley is 16 and dating an underwear model = gutterball Miley is choking down anything with an oblong shape = gutterball Miley's dad = gutterball Miley's concert ticket price$ = gutterball Fall Out Boy = gutterball Miley isn't dating me = gutterball (but well played)