Kelly Brook is terrible, only allowed on stage in bikini

October 14th, 2008

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John: Kelly Brook opened her new play "Fat Pig" in London. The Daily Mail called her a "poor actress" but nobody is listening to a word she's saying, I guarantee. I have no clue how Kelly Brooke got famous so I went to her Wikipedia page. Get this, Wikipedia says,
Her vital statistics is 36DD-26-36.
Translation: She's famous for her boobs. So there you have it, folks. Case closed on Kelly Brooke.
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