Derober

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John: Don't recognize her? That's because the hot mess you're looking at isn't famous at all. Her name is Caroline D'Amour. Her daddy owns a big pizza chain and she got to hang out with Paris Hilton a few times so I guess that puts her on the D-List in Malibu. As the story goes, Sweet Caroline woke up the other day and decided she just didn't like famous celeb blogger, Jesus Martinez aka The Drunken Stepfather. Carrie sent Stepfather a childlike message on his Facebook page expressing her disapproval for some of the Stepfather's hysterical rants about Carrie's speudo-friend, Paris Hilton. No biggie, bloggers can dish it out and take it. But then Carrie overstepped her bounds and had her boyfriend, an employee of Facebook, delete Jesus' wildly popular Facebook page. Carrie's boy-toy, Blaise Dipersia (not the anal relief gel), is some sort of half-retarded artist with a penchant for skeletal women and abusing his power. The Derobers miss Jesus' Facebook page and we're doing our part to get the word out about Blaise and Caroline. Blaise needs to be fired ASAP and Caroline needs a meal. If you see them on the street, do not attempt to feed them. Slowly get out of their way and let them pass. You're Facebook page can be deleted just by making eye contact...