Max Payne, more like Max Boner

October 15th, 2008

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John: Mila Kunis showed up to last night's Max Payne premiere looking stunning. We talk a lot of shit at Derober. Hell, one time we even had Spencer and Heidi blowing each others heads off. But when it comes to Mila, we back off. We've prodded for weakness and found none. It turns out, she's some sort of goddess descendant of Aphrodite 'er some shit. I dunno', I read that on google but I have a rule of thumb: If you read it on the internet, it must be true.
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