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John: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are done and things are getting messy. Apparently, David discovered text messages between her and Billy Bob Thorton. The Daily Mail reports,

Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie. Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs. 'She even helps him load and unload his truck,' says a friend of the couple.

Sooo, she's like a groupie, huh? I feel bad for the kids in this situation. They're at home with the nanny while Daddy's at sex-hab and mommy is hauling instruments around and tripping acid while she gets banged sideways by Billy Bob and his bandmates. All I can do here post some hot photos of Tea and hope for the best. But I don't approve of this at all, not one bit.