Derober

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John: Kim Kardashian went to Miami Beach over the weekend to do whatever it is Kim Kardashian does. I assume that amounts to supersizing a burger and waiting for Reggie Bush to call. Also making an appearance, Kristin Cavallari. Kristin was busy not having any real job whatsoever so Kristin and Kim had lots to talk about as you can imagine. These girls are all one trick ponies. They know the only way they're getting any attention is if they strip down in bikinis. I mean, it's not exactly like you're gonna' invite Kim Kardashian to give the commencement speech at Santa Monica community college. That would be a nightmare.