Kim Kardashian looks hot from this vantage point

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~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Bob 'The Bitch': Kim Kardashian went frolicking on beaches of Malibu the other day in an attempt to trick me into believing that she's hot now. However, thanks to my trusty ass-dar I was once again able to sniff out that titanic pile of cottage cheese from a mile away. I don't care how many hate e-mails I get saying 'don't be so mean to Kim, she's hot and doesn't have a fat ass'; I don't care how many death threats are sent my way. Nothing will ever stop me from believing that Kim's ass is an atrocious freak accident of nature. A giant vat of fat with a black whole in the middle that I suspect may very well be a portal to hell itself. It's all speculation at this point, of course, but I intend to get more concrete evidence in the near future. Till then as always stay tuned...
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