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Bob 'The Bitch'
Kim Kardashian went frolicking on beaches of Malibu the other day in an attempt to trick me into believing that she's hot now. However, thanks to my trusty ass-dar I was once again able to sniff out that titanic pile of cottage cheese from a mile away. I don't care how many hate e-mails I get saying 'don't be so mean to Kim, she's hot and doesn't have a fat ass'; I don't care how many death threats are sent my way. Nothing will ever stop me from believing that Kim's ass is an atrocious freak accident of nature. A giant vat of fat with a black whole in the middle that I suspect may very well be a portal to hell itself. It's all speculation at this point, of course, but I intend to get more concrete evidence in the near future. Till then as always stay tuned...