Derober

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Bob 'The Bitch': You know my Uncle Alfresco once told me you know when a girl is too good for you when you're willing to eat the corn out of her shit. Uncle Alfresco was a raging alcoholic and a womanizer but damn it if he didn't speak the truth. Heidi Klum is a force of nature. The kind of intergalactic sex goddess that will make you blow a load in your pants just by talking about the weather. If Heidi farted in front of me I think I would get on my knees and propose to her. True story. Anyways, enjoy these lost outtake photos of Heidi from a 2003 GQ photoshoot. But don't look too close. Once you've seen perfection reality can be a hard pill to swallow.