What could make these two getting a divorce any funnier?

December 17th, 2008

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John: If they both had tiny heads! Look, people with tiny heads getting divorced are hilarious. It's science.  JLo and that sewer rat might be headed for The Big D according to US,
"He's very, very controlling of her," a close Anthony pal tells Us. "The skirts aren't as short. You don't see so much of that booty anymore." The new Us Weekly also reports that Anthony also picks out Lopez’s clothes and keeps tabs on her phone calls.
This will be the end of JLo's 3rd marriage and the beginning of her 4th ass.
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