One good reason Lisa Rinna shouldn't pose for Playboy

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John: Fact: If Lisa Rinna keeps doing sit ups like that, she's gonna sprout a penis. I get it, Lisa's 45 and she keeps herself well. Maybe a little too well perhaps? Lisa is dangerously close to looking like one of those gender bending female body builders. You know, those oiled she-things that make you lose your appetite when you accidentally tune into ESPN 2 on Tuesday afternoon. F*ck it. I don't reed Playboy anyway and until they add a Tween category, I never will. 
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