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Bob 'The Bitch': Not only does Paris Hilton have the audacity to wear that bunny hat with a straight face but she also manages to find other ways to set mankind back a couple centuries. As you all know Paris is NOT poor and so you think that would make her LESS apt to take things without paying for them. But no, this is Paris Hilton. She eats babies for breakfast and shits poor souls for lunch. According to the AP,

Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival that Paris Hilton left the Hollywood Life House gifting suite with 30 bags — 30 bags — stuffed full of free merchandise from Whiting & Davis, which makes metal mesh material and accessories. Even the publicity people representing the Hollywood Life House seemed aghast, noting in a press release that the Hilton hotel heiress did it, “without shame.” And we’re wondering why she’s even here. It’s not like she’s in a movie at the festival. In the middle of a global financial crisis with people losing their savings, losing their jobs, losing their homes, Paris Hilton – worth tens of millions, at the least — walks off with 30 bags of free merchandise. It is, at the least, shameful. Right?

But Paris seems to be unphased by people's criticism. Apparently money speaks louder than our opinion. Touche, Paris. Point you.