There has been a terrible mistake

April 6th, 2009

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John: Tila Tequila and Billy Corgan are dating. Why not? He appears to be some sort of giant and she scurries about like an energetic squirrel. Where am I going with this, you ask? I'll tell you. Don't have sex with tall women. It's scientifically proven that they are less fun (and certainly less agile) in bed. This is a good match and I'm sure it will last for years to come.
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