Jessica Alba at the beach and I don't care

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Bob 'The Bitch': Yesterday in what stock analysts are calling the worst Jessica Alba photo shoot on record, Alba and fiance Cash Warren bored us all to tears. The two were spotted hugging, kissing, playing Scrabble, and watching water evaporate on a Malibu beach. If that wasn't bad enough, Jessica Alba wore the most unrevealing dehydrated piss colored ensemble I've ever seen. For those of you who feel you've been cheated by this 'Alba Beach photo shoot', this after photo is for you. Enjoy.
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